hello, everyone! it's jade, player of ladies extraordinaire.

this time i am not playing a lady but rather bringing you one randy orlando from the trails series! he's a former merc who left after a bad encounter only to be picked up by tbo.

he lives his life with the higher ups threatening to send him to meropide but he plays good just enough to avoid it. his hobbies are reading saucy magazines and going to casinos. i would say i am sorry for him, but we know i'm not.

sorry about your basement, elliot. you probably wanna get it cleaned after this.