Holiday Gift Giving Meme 2024

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🎁 Holiday Gift-Giving Meme 🎁

Want an easy-peasy place to tell people what their character is getting for the holidays? Well here you go!

Steps
1. Comment with your character!
2. Comment to other characters with what gifts your character is getting theirs for the holidays!
3. PROFIT!

Comments

Dr. Ratio

[mediocrites]

Students and coworkers will get a small package of decent-quality seasonal-but-holiday-neutral candy.

[actnormal]

Ratio is getting a set of twelve rubber ducks. they're designed to look like the Greek gods.

[fionnuisce]

On top of the general gift of baked goods, Ratio also gets a slightly different kind of duck.

The threatening aura made Waver think of him.

[consonanter]

Ratio will receive a book titled Exact Thinking in Demented Times: The Vienna Circle and the Epic Quest for the Foundations of Science, with a bookmark nestled inside. On said bookmark is a roughly drawn out melody of what Noah places as his interpretation of Ratio as a person. On the back- "Composition itself is difficult, so please expect to see me in a future mathematics of music theory."

And then there's a smaller, neater package- one that's separate from Ratio's gifts, and attached with a card. Opening the box reveals a collection of cat toys, some catnip, and a few feather chasers.

The letter reads-

"Despite what we went through, I'm thankful you have people who can help keep you steady and be a guiding light in difficult times. These are for the cats who kept you company after that event- and, I'm sure, for more than that. Feel free to say the gifts are from you or even someone else, just not from me. I fear Aventurine may destroy them or toss them, were he aware, and I would hate to have his pets be punished for something that doesn't involve them."

[rupturingheaven]

Bailey is giving Ratio a gift card for use on Litographs with the sheepish admission that she wasn't completely certain which of the books available he enjoys enough to have on what products the site offers.

Aside from that, they're also giving him a small box of hand-sewn small items, including small microwavable hand warmers and bookmarks. All look a bit clumsily made but Bailey tried their best. One of the hand warmers has an owl that looks suspiciously like a Noctowl.

[droptheious]

Varian will be sending Ratio a pack of hand-baked cookies shaped like mathematical equations and this stupid mug. Nerds.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Ratio will be receiving office supplies that you always need more of than you would think, and a desk calendar with various ducks for each month.

[jackdawvision]

Ratio is getting a paperback copy of Dann McDorman's West Heart Kill. he's also getting a seemingly innocuous copy of Captain Charles Johnson's A General History of Pyrates, but when he opens it up he'll find it has been turned into a hollowed-out safe to put things in. Inside is an assortment of Hagoromo chalk in various colors.

[neverchanged]

Ratio will be receiving a handmade owl good luck pendant with Santa's help, the most luxurious home spa kit Aven can find (with gold face mask, bath bombs, foot peels, etc), and soft silk pajamas in deep purple.