Hmmm... Nah, I'm good! I'd rather give out cryptic poetry and flirt with death by Artemis than risk getting a cold. You know I'm far too frail for that, Manager!

I think he's been carrying around a little bag full of unopened free shampoo from the hotels JUST for if he ever meets her in real life. He's fully aware it's a joke, but he's playing the long game with this one! All of the expired ones get replaced with new ones, of course. That said, it's safe to say that he'd put his life on the line for Belle and would do almost anything for her considering she's been a big part of his survival.