Holiday Gift Giving Meme 2024

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🎁 Holiday Gift-Giving Meme 🎁

Want an easy-peasy place to tell people what their character is getting for the holidays? Well here you go!

Steps
1. Comment with your character!
2. Comment to other characters with what gifts your character is getting theirs for the holidays!
3. PROFIT!

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Zelos Wilder

[wilder]

If you have talked to Zelos and you're over 18, you are getting a coupon code for a 25% discount for month worth of subscription on his OnlyFans. The code is XXXMASWILDER25 I'm so sorry.

[greatlydares]

Zelos is getting, after some deliberation on Belle's part, a collection of movie OSTs: Pride and Prejudice, The Princess Bride, Heathers and Spirited Away. she explains in the note accompanying them that these movie soundtracks are some of the best she's heard, and she's been in the movie-selling business a while so she's heard plenty of them. (she also provides a list of tracks to avoid in case they get too loud for his ears.)

this is delivered to him via Eous.

Jun Nightroad (Jun Kohinata)

[whiteshroud]

Everyone who knows Jun will be getting a holiday card, and a small bag of holiday sugar cookies!

[switchaxe]

Jun is getting German chocolate, candied lemon peels from Italy, a Funko he had custom painted to look like the Vatican's anime mascot, and the first volume of a light novel series that Ash thought Jun might like.

Yusuke Kitagawa

[stripartist]

if he knows you even vaguely, you're getting a custom designed drink coaster with his art on it! he's experimenting with "practical ways to give people art"

Secret Santa

[playtag]

As his Secret Santa, Eve is getting him an art history book ("The Brilliant History of Color in Art").

Hidden between the pages is a hand-drawn portrait of Yusuke and Tamake! Admittedly the paper quality is basic, and it is drawn in a beginner's anime style. (You know the one.) The piece is unsigned because secret!

Ash Carbide | Ash Cabbot

[switchaxe]

.......sorry the Christmas cards absolutely involve a photo of his dogs.

[infezione]

Aside from the to-be-determined Santa gift, Ash is getting a fancy hardcover copy of a book he really likes, as well as this hoodie, and about as many baked goods as he can stand.

Yuuki Shinomiya

[killerapp]

he accepts cash and gift cards? (also his Normin is insisting he at least send funny email Christmas cards)

[infezione]

Yuuki will be getting a Steam gift card alongside the "for everyone in POKEGO" gifts.

Caelus | Caleb Sheridan

[actnormal]

I PROMISE NO JUNK GIFTS FROM THE RACCOON

[illucesco]

Caleb gets a trash can charm.

the trash can charm is attached to the hand of a raccoon plushie that is wearing clothes that match Caleb's general aesthetic, complete with a baseball bat in the other hand. an attached note reads: I'm proud of you.

Wanderer | Kunikaki Inamura

[threebetrayals]

do you really wanna give this brat stuff

[greatlydares]

she's never spoken to him in the past whenever he came in, but when he comes in for his next movie rental, he'll get a store-bought cookie! enjoy the snack, it's on the house.

Venti

[venti_late]

Anyone who is close to Venti will be receiving tickets to his Zodiac-sponsored concert on Valentine's Day! Certain people will be getting VIP tickets, but there'll also be a giveaway on his streams for the next two months to win some! Also, everyone who knows him even a little bit is getting a homemade bourbon apple pie (Dutch apple pie for kids) in addition to their other gifts from him~

[switchaxe]

Venti is getting German chocolate, apple slices covered in more German chocolate, and a sweater with a chibi dragon on it. the sweater WILL give him sweater paws, it's huge.

Dan Heng

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Everyone Dan Heng knows will be getting a hand knit scarf that matches their look! POKEGO members will also be receiving cakes in their favorite flavor that are decorated with their Pokemon in icing (if they don't like cake, it'll be their favorite sweets shaped like their Pokemon instead).

[actnormal]

Dan Heng is getting a bottle of very nice booze-of-his-choice because Caleb is very sorry for his shenanigans but he will continue to engage in them. otherwise he is getting a journal and a nice pen for it! this is the same as archiving things, right?

Xie Lian

[ruoyel]

Everyone he knows will be getting holiday cookies (thankfully made by someone else), and Black Order members will be getting little jade dragons as well for good luck. Hopefully!

Secret Santa!

[loupmorque]

Wrio is pretty amused to get his coworker as his secret santa, but that doesn't mean he isn't going to try to make an impression.

He's cobbled together parts of a gardemek spider-- one of the bigger ones--but he's replaced the lightbulb mechanism on its back instead with a built-in garden-like structure. It's a sand and stone garden, with succulents of a few plants growing out of it.

The spider is programmed to move around the house to make sure the plants are always in the sort of lighting that the plants prefer, so as they don't wilt or get too much sun.

There's also a huge canister containing one single serving of a Lotus flowering tea that advises to bloom it in a wide bowl with hot, but not boiling water for best results.

Lan Wangji

[bunji]

He'll be giving Wei Wuxian's friends little red sachets filled with sweets.

[actnormal]

he does not know you but you are Wuxian's husband so you are getting a very soft blanket and pillow.

and the note in the card says "for when you need to scream about whatever the hell he's doing this week"

Varian Vasiya

[droptheious]

Members of POKEGO will receive a bag of homemade gingerbread cookies shaped like their favourite Pokemon.

Fortress folks will also get cookies, but these are shaped like dogs. They know what they are.

[killerapp]

Varian is getting a gift card to a robotics site that one of Yuuki's internet geek friends swear by. he is not responsible for anything that you make with this

Dr. Ratio

[mediocrites]

Students and coworkers will get a small package of decent-quality seasonal-but-holiday-neutral candy.

[actnormal]

Ratio is getting a set of twelve rubber ducks. they're designed to look like the Greek gods.

Zulius Bunter

[bebest]

Close CR of Zulius (aka still like half the game) will receive a tiny crochet Zulius, because who wouldn't want that?

Vogue staff will also get a fancy pin badge coloured with the pride flag of their identity.

[stripartist]

Zulius is getting a coupon for Yusuke to do a mural in the Vogue if he wants (this is mostly so neither of them forget he's offered to do that). he is also getting a bottle of very nice non-Italian wine so the boyfriend can't complain and a custom painted rainbow Santa Centaur

he's seen your collection okay

Husker Agapov

[wiseoldbartender]

Honestly, you'll be super lucky if you get anything.

[scourgingstars]

Husk is literally just getting a bottle of good quality whiskey with a nice ribbon tied around it. Luckily for him, this may be the only gift Ardyn gives that doesn't include something deliberately annoying.

Persephone

[aslowburn]

She doesn't celebrate Christmas so expect NOTHING from her. But if you want to chance your arm at giving her a gift, we can see if she will accept it.

[end_singer]

Nito's going to give her a small tree of some unidentified variety (in a pot for transportation purposes, naturally), which he will make a point of giving her after Christmas as a slightly early birthday present. He grew it himself. c:

Maxima quo Priscus

[moderni]

People in the Fortress will probably get random seasonally-themed trinkets from a man who clearly has no idea what "kitsch" means.

[stripartist]

Maxima is getting a Yusuke-created starter set for painting! nothing super fancy, but a stack of four smaller canvases, a set of decent paintbrushes, a palette and palette knife, a sketchbook, and a Yusuke approved set of paints.

Baizhu

[pharmacologic]

Bubu Pharmacy will have two baskets at the counter labeled "Take one: Free", one with sparkly snowflake ornaments and one with sugar-free candy canes.

[actnormal]

not gonna lie, it takes Caleb a bit to figure out what to get Baizhu. he settles on tea, a nice flannel robe, and this which is kind of like a hot water bottle but no water. also scented.

Lapis Agapov

[crisantemo]

Lapis will get cards for everyone she knows, along with some gingerbread cookies!

[scourgingstars]

Lapis is getting a small box containing two things:

A $50 Steam gift card and a bike horn.

Diarmuid ua Duibhne

[twofoldfury]

this fucking nightmare of a man

if he knows you he will at the very least send you some sort of flower arrangement either real or faux depending on what he's noted of you and your tastes and also some sort of preferred lil treat and they will have some sort of affectionate and complimentary if not wishful message he wants to pass along I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT FOR EVERYONE DO YOU KNOW HOW INCONSISTENT FLOWER MEANINGS ARE ACROSS ERAS

NEVER AGAIN.

[droptheious]

HI, SECRET SANTA. Varian has made Dia a metallic, floral light he can hang wherever he sees fit. He also has a box of German treats: gingerbread, stollen and Pfeffernusse cookies.

Ragna the Bloodedge (Ragna Mercurisson)

[centralfiction]

be thankful if he gets you anything tbh (he will for some people)

[threebetrayals]

enjoy your cookbook, Tsuki~

you're getting a video call with the family so help him god

also since he knows you're a priest he got you a cross stitch sign that says "By The Power Invested In Me Fuck You"

Anastasia "Ana" Fabre

[nefilim]

Ana is not the biggest fan of the holiday, so she is Unlikely to get things for people besides like. A select few.




She will make some small cookies or cakes for the fortress. Maybe,

[switchaxe]

Ana is getting German chocolate and a collection of bath stuff because girl please relax

and a squeaky toy.

Takame Kesi

[hoshikiri]

anyone who's learned under him will be getting a little bento with a bit of their favorite foods in it

otherwise he's largely utilitarian in his gifting and will give people he knows well something he knows they need or use a lot

it's all he knows!!!

[stripartist]

okay so half of Takame's gift was the kink case--

but other than that + the Santa gift he is getting a book of Yusuke's art of them, one piece for each month

Oriel "Ori"

[machaerae]

Fellow Zodiac employees will get a little goody bag including some fancy chocolates and a little bottle of preferred alcohol (or fancy tea/coffee if they don't drink).

[mediocrites]

Ori gets a nice pair of earrings set with pink and blue sapphires. The certificate that comes with them explains that the stones are lab-grown - the exact same chemical composition and physical properties as earth-mined jewels, but grown under perfect conditions for optimal clarity, and without any of the ethical concerns that tend to go with jewel-mining operations.

Ritsuka Fujimaru

[prunedworlds]

If she knows you like at all you're at least getting some Christmas goodies. Heck even if she doesn't know you but recognizes you as someone from the app she might just hand you something.

[jackdawvision]

for Christmas, Edward will be getting Ritsuka a copy of Captain Charles Johnson's A General History of Pyrates, but this copy comes with corrections and annotations by a certain Captain Edward Kenway, ranging from "yeah Blackbeard stuck fuses in his hair" to "Mary didn't do that, I don't know where this man's getting his information but they're clearly wrong" to "actually Vane tried to kill me so I marooned him on an island".