Holiday Gift Meme 2023

[kaisoumods]

🎁 Holiday Gift-Giving Meme 🎁

Want an easy-peasy place to tell people what their character is getting for the holidays? Well here you go!

Steps
1. Comment with your character!
2. Comment to other characters with what gifts your character is getting theirs for the holidays!
3. PROFIT!

Comments

Cassandra Yamada (Shadow Labrys)

[bullzerk]

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Dan Heng STILL DON'T TRUST LIKE THAT, KAFKA, but you helped out Blade a lot so. He's giving her a $50 gift card to a coat specialty store.

[switchaxe]

Pat is getting Italian candy from the import store and a hardcover version of Murder on the Orient Express!

and a terrible Christmas sweater with a fire pun. the rabbit puns were too godawful

[sardinelover]

Vash will be receiving a single, incredibly fresh sardine properly sealed to maintain said freshness, lovingly wrapped along with a charming little card.

[sardinelover]

Jonathan Joestar will be receiving a single, incredibly fresh sardine properly sealed to maintain said freshness, lovingly wrapped along with a charming little card.

[sardinelover]

Yasuho will be receiving a single, incredibly fresh sardine properly sealed to maintain said freshness, lovingly wrapped along with a charming little card.

[switchaxe]

Eunie is getting Good German Chocolate, a terrible Christmas sweater (bird pun), and scarf with "EC" monogrammed on it to celebrate her new name

NOT EVEN MY CHARACTERS ARE SAFE FROM VAL

[sardinelover]

Cassandra will be receiving a single, incredibly fresh sardine properly sealed to maintain said freshness, lovingly wrapped along with a charming little card.

[switchaxe]

Xiao, as Gramps's son, gets Good German Chocolate, a terrible Christmas sweater (bird pun), and a gift card to a bookstore because he does not know what else to get

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Yuuki is also getting a gift card from Dan Heng! $50 Visa gift card to use anywhere bc fuck if Dan Heng knows what this kid's into that isn't cyber crime jdfkslal

[stripartist]

So the cottage IN GENERAL is getting a bottle of brandy (that he got from a Secret Santa exchange at the school one year that he has never touched but he won't tell them that)

Vergil Vittore

[kowase]

Note: All of Vergil's employees at The Auguries will receive a box of Fine Italian truffle chocolate, a bottle of wine, and a 50$ gift card to one of the many bookstores downtown. ...Probably one of the ones that didn't get destroyed.

[switchaxe]

Jun gets Good German Chocolate and a Magical Girl Alisa artbook!!

[switchaxe]

He almost got her a terrible sweater but he values his life, so....

he got her fancy combs

it is only as I am typing this that I realize what I did with that

[sardinelover]

Vergil will be receiving a single, incredibly fresh sardine properly sealed to maintain said freshness, lovingly wrapped along with a charming little card.

[switchaxe]

WHEN ASH GETS HIS HECTOR Varian gets to study it

that's totally a Christmas present right??

[switchaxe]

Ragna is getting Good German Chocolate

he has no idea what the fuck else you'd like though sorry man

[drewthetower]

Favorite Uncle gets a shirt that is very flattering and does NOT show any skin unless he wants to futz with the buttons

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Josuke will be getting a nice assortment of hair products and a nice comb!

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Eunie is getting a cute little hand-knit tea cozy that will have the shape of a four-leaf clover when it's around a teapot!

[heng_like_a_dragon]

As thanks for kindly teaching him how to use a sword, Dan Heng will be gifting Takame with a nice set of sword maintenance supplies (oil, whet stones, etc)!

[onahairtrigger]

Eunie's getting a sturdy messenger bag that's got a few patches on it already--mainly flowers and four-leaf clovers!

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Xiao is going to get a pair of hand-knit gloves that are basically Anemo colors, but with a long, copper dragon that looks suspiciously like Zhongli around the part that covers the wrist.

[jackdawvision]

Zulius will be getting a cashmere blanket, those Danish butter cookies in a tin box that people end up using for sewing supplies, and a bag of sugar and a bottle of 18th-century rum.

[jackdawvision]

as a reward for not mutinying against him when he was sure she would, Lapis is getting a nice hoodie with a cartoony ghost sewn on the front, and a gift card of $50 at some big chain store. also, sugar and That Goddamn Rum From The Hold. it STILL has not ever known the touch of a health inspector.