kaisouooc | Holiday Gift Meme 2023

He'll be confused, but he will eat the sardine.

Moxxie will happily squee over both, especially the necklace.

Zulius will be getting a drop in ice chest designed to be an attachment for a bar, for when he gets his bar rebuilt. He'll be getting this from Santa for Zulius, so it will be cold proof (so it's not cold to the touch on the outside), and will also generate a bucket worth of ice whenever Zulius closes and opens the lid.

Moxxie will also be making him an assortment of desserts, including homemade candy, cute animal cupcakes, and cookies.

Vash is getting a plushie of the cat from that manga he read! There's also a note with a list of some other titles Ritsuka thinks he might like.

As Ritsuka is not familiar enough with westerns to pick out good recommendations (shocking, I know) she's instead getting Kni a few different YA type books that looked promising. Largely scifi leaning because that she does know. There is probably the Kaisou equivalent of Redwall in there too.

Vergil gets a nice-looking journal. Inside, Ritsuka's written up what she can recall from the various historical singularities she visited. The ones that were still fairly close to proper history, at least. There's also summaries of all of the lostbelts, including the point they diverged from proper history as well as their state at the time she visited them, as she figured based on his interest in Atlantis he'd find those interesting too.

Jonathan, being quite fond of his opera buddy, pulls out all his tiny bat stops for Moxie's Christmas Gift. He can't get much, but what he can do is press flowers...and press he does.

Where most of the people he knows get simple card-bookmarks, Moxxie gets that...and something else.

Specifically he receives a framed arrangement- the image being an idea of its complexity- made of White Dianthus flowers (otherwise known as 'Pinks'. It's a confusing name), reeds bearing their panicles, oat plants, oak-leaved geranium blooms, and lastly trimmings of cedar shrub ('arbor vitae'), it's a rather elaborate design.

Notably, if Moxxie's let on to Jonathan about a particular favorite opera, he'll have themed the pattern around that particular show!

It's got a simple chain, but there's also a stand for the frame if he doesn't want to hang it up somewhere.

(And for a guide on 'wow that's a lotta plants'...Victorian Floriography, for your reference!)

August will receive a bright red envelope from his secret Santa.

Inside is a 100$ Instacart gift card. There is no note. Why is she like this.

Eunie is getting Ash some treats for his doggos in addition to a sick as hell biker jacket. It's just for the Look but it's a good look. There's also a card attached!

I'm gonna do right by this name as long as I've got it. Thanks for helping me leave the old one behind.

Casually encouraging the romance and getting Lapis a nice blouse with a necklace so she can have NICE DATES, LOVE.

contrary to the image, it comes with a skirt.

Eunie will be getting Dan Heng a detailed planner with a maple leaf on it and some energizing teas for burning that midnight oil. He's gonna need them, she knows how it be.

So, if there's a very specific very effective sort of hair product Josuke uses Eunie will be getting him a hefty supply of that cause you gotta keep that do lookin' FRESH, BESTIE and a new game these two have probably talked about some point during their chats.

Jusis is getting a "World's Best Boss" mug, about three of those funny blind boxes of MLP characters, and a brand new tea set that's built more for hardiness than fanciness, but still suits what aesthetic he has. There's also a card!

I dunno where I'd be without you and the whole team. Just cos I left the Order doesn't mean you're through with me. I never knew what a family was before this and you're kinda front and center of it. So thanks, Boss. For everything.

Along with the POKEGO package Waver's getting a set of straight from England teas because as a fellow shitty English they both know to take the piss out of their country whenever possible. There's also a card!

Thanks for helping me out when you did. I'd be a lot more lost without your advice.

Vel's going to be getting a brand new recipe book, a fitting cooking apron and an essential oils infuser to help add to the goddamn furniture and maybe help her to be more calm. There's also a card!

You cook circles 'round whatever books are out there but you might find something new to try in here. Whatever it is, you bet Eunie's gonna be around to have it. Waiting for our next girls day out.

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW BIKER

DO YOU LIKE SICK AS FUCK BIKER JACKETS?! BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ONE PERFECTLY SUITED FOR THE WINTER. Don't catch a cold!

Eunie's getting Dante a ridiculous T-Shirt, a handmade good luck charm for the whole Sparda Fam and polish for his guns. There's also a card! There is a single peanut taped in the card, but the message is heartfelt.

Thanks for being there for me when I learned about you-know-what. You know I left the Order kinda like Zhongli? I got to change my name with it. I'm going by Eunie Cabbot now. You lot are a bunch of bloody idiots, but all three of you mean a lot. So keep being who you are, couldn't imagine you any other way.

Vittore will be getting a ridiculous T-Shirt and some kind of dessert that incorporates the mint jelly they got from the sidequest. There's also a card! There is a peanut taped to the card with directions to throw it at Dante, but there's more to the message.

Like it or not, we're friends. And someone's gotta keep you Dante and Nox in line, anyroad.

Nox will be getting a ridiculous T-Shirt and a leather bound notebook. There's also a card! There is a peanut taped in the card with an arrow pointing at it saying "throw at Dante." But the rest of the message is nice.

Don't wanna have you forgetting things again, so use this to write shit down. It'll come in handy for whatever you need anyway, I'm sure.

Eunie's getting Fugo something to keep his ears warm and safe when the bnuuy happens but also a general set of warm clothes one of which may or may not have a bun embroidered on it. She thinks it's cute, okay? But besides all the rabbit stuff there's also a music practice book.

Zhongli will be getting tins of oolong and pu-erh tea from Eunie. But also a protective cover for the book Azhdaha was sealed in. There's also a card.

You're a real pain in the arse sometimes, you know that? But I still look at you like my Granddad. I never knew what it was like having one, or any family really. It feels like I have one with you and the whole team. I know you always got my back, and it makes me less scared all the time of that guy coming around and hurting anyone else I know.

Thank you, Zhongli. Here's to our apprenticeship at POKEGO.

Blade is getting a fucking comb from Eunie, but it's an intricate comb that can be tied into the hair too, and a few other clips to keep his mcfreaking hair out of the forge fire. There's also a card!

Here's to being the best versions of Eunie and Blade we can be in the new year. I've got your back. I already fought a big fucking dragon, a demon's practically nothing.

Takame is getting August a fabric sorter! He doesn't know that having space for fabric or craft supplies is but a temporary myth, but the thought is there. It'll help for a bit.

Takame is not nearly out there enough to understand Zules' taste. While he dislikes the idea of giving a mere Gift Card, there is one one the less for somewhere he can have a spa day because Takame believes he deserves it.

But Takame also made him another few special bentos with carved veggies of undetermined shape... but otherwise immaculately presented.

Eventually he just cut stripes into the veg. He really wanted to try.

Jun likes to bake and make desserts, so Takame is getting him some legit baking supplies featuring Sanrio characters (as in not the cheap things). There's also a card.

May we both reach further heights in our sense of self.

- ケシ宝雨

Holiday Gift Meme 2023

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